While vacations might look different this year (for sure!) one of my favorite parts of traveling is sampling the local food. In that vein, I thought I would offer these Travel Tips given by author/TV personality Anthony Bourdain to Inc. magazine a couple months before he passed away in 2018, with my take (Foodie in Miami) on his recs.

BOURDIAN’S 5 Rules for Dining Out While Traveling

1. THE FOOD-PHOTOS TEST

“You want to go to a place where there’s locals only. No photos of the food, the menu is not in English and people eating there look like they go there a lot.”

FOODIE IN MIAMI’S TAKE:

I agree with this rule in general, but I’ve eaten at places (I’m thinking of a tapas place on a backstreet in Malaga, Spain) where I had an excellent Tortilla Espanola, so there are exceptions to the rule. Also, some people may have difficulty with menus not in English (but there’s always Google Translate).

2. THE THREE THINGS TEST

“My favorite restaurants, in fact, are ones where they only do two or three things. A place that does three things- and it looks like they’ve been doing those same three things for a very long time- that’s a really healthy sign. If they have a menu that’s all over the place, that’s worrisome to me.”

FIM’s Take:

I agree, in general, with this rule. Again my thoughts turn to a road trip we took to Spain and the Los Caracoles restaurant in Barcelona. They were known for their Snails (what caracol means), which arrived in a big bowl and had to be extracted out of the shell with a toothpick. They were also known for their Suckling Pig, cooked on a spit; both were delicious. Even the bread at this place was in the shape of a snail!

3. THE DIRTY-BATHROOM TEST

“I used to say a dirty bathroom was a sign you should not be eating in a restaurant. I’ve learned the opposite is true. Some of the best food experiences I’ve ever had are places where they don’t care about that. They know their food is good, and that’s enough.”

FOODIE IN MIAMI’S TAKE:

Of course, this was written Pre-Pandemic and our views on cleanliness and health have changed enormously, but I will say this statement proved true at a Miami restaurant I used to love- Hy Vong. The bathroom in this now-closed restaurant was located outside the restaurant and not the cleanest, but the homemade Vietnamese food, particularly the Pumpkin Soup and the Steamed Rice Noodle Rolls with crispy fried shallots, live on in my memory.

4. THE TOUR GROUP TEST

“If there’s tour groups in there- even if you’re in a tour group- abandon them because they’re going to the wrong place. Just find an excuse, feign a stroke or an attack of violent diarrhea, but get away.”

FIM’s TAKE:

I have gone to eat with Tour Groups while on vacation a couple times and, while the restaurants aren’t usually bad, they’re never great. I would say the exception to this rule would be a boat tour my sister and I took through Windstar Cruises to an island in Romania that housed a convent and rectory. The nuns served us a homemade Romanian meal of their specialties, sourced from animals they’d raised and vegetables from their garden. That was a special meal.

5. THE BUNCH OF ROMANS TEST

“You’re never going to get that magical meal if you’re not willing to take a chance on a bad one. Walking with zero preparation into a place, you see a bunch of Romans in there, they seem to be having a good time- try it. Maybe it’s not good, but if you go to the place that the concierge says ‘all the Americans seem to like’- that ensures you will have a bad meal.”

FIM’S TAKE:

While I’m a die-hard Yelper (and an Elite writer on Yelp) and tend to research restaurants before I travel, I do agree with this advice. It actually even happened to my sister Kelley and I on our first night in Rome, years ago. It was a Sunday night (the night we usually eat pasta at home) and happened by this restaurant, packed with people. We thought there was no way we would be able to get a table, but we did and had a delicious and memorable meal. If we hadn’t taken that walk, it never would’ve happened.

Likewise, when my husband and I went to Maui for our honeymoon, we went to the Front Desk at the Grand Wailea and asked them where to eat.

I don’t mean one of the restaurants in this hotel, or another place where tourists go, but a place where you would go to eat.

Zeke said.

That recommendation led us to a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in a strip wall where we had Loco Moco, one of our favorite meals of our trip. Known as a Hawaiian hangover cure, Loco Moco features white rice, topped with a hamburger patty , topped with a fried egg, all of which was smothered in gravy. A hangover cure indeed!

I’m planning a couple Road Trips in the U.S. this summer, and will knock off two more states (Ohio and Rhode Island) from my list of 50 states to see. The last one I have left will be Alaska, but cruises to Alaska aren’t happening this year. I just heard that Greece and Iceland are opening up for tourists with proof of vaccination. But, before that, there’s Maine!

Food is the easiest window into a culture and the most direct expression of character and history of a place.

Anthony Bourdain

Wearing lipstick with a mask on is irrelevant, and actually gets smudged inside your mask, so I’ve taken to lip stains, which luckily don’t stain your mask, only your lips. Earrings are problematic, especially hoops, while wearing a mask. When yanking off your mask, you could possibly snag a hoop and rip out a chunk of your earlobe. And masks, according to the experts, should be washed daily, otherwise we risk infection and possible “maskne”.

To remove masks, take them off by their loops around your ears, as you should assume the front of the mask is contaminated. If you are eating at a restaurant, or sitting down elsewhere sans mask, bring a small paper bag to place your mask in. Do not put it straight into your purse or worse ( I am guilty of this) on the germ-laden table. To put back on, again use the loops to re-mask.

To wash, you can throw your mask in with the rest of your laundry, washing at the highest possible heat. Dry also at the highest possible setting. If you choose to hand wash, add 4 teaspoons of bleach per 1 quart of water (or 5 Tablespoons per gallon) and let it soak for 5 minutes. Either place mask in dryer at high heat to dry or if you air dry, try to place the mask in direct sunlight. This advise was from the CDC.

Can you re-wear disposable blue surgical masks? Yes, if they were removed and stored properly. If it’s stained, throw it out. A paper bag provides a sanitary receptacle that breathes to store it in, as opposed to a plastic bag, which can breed whatever it is we’re not supposed to be breeding. While fishing buffs are easier than masks, as they can slip around your neck and can be pulled up when needed, they don’t provide as much protection as cloth masks. Basically, if you can blow a match out through your mask, it isn’t providing enough protection.

I have about six masks that I keep in rotation, depending on what I’m wearing and what’s clean. I tested them out with the match-blowing rule; three passed muster and three didn’t. If you add the extra layer in the double layered mask (mine has a slot where it goes), even better. Coffee filters cut to size work for this, but remove and dispose of the filter after wearing the mask out in public.

Despite the hassle of masks, it is one of the most effective tools we can use right now to keep ourselves, and others, safe. I now wear mine proudly. When maskless people look at me like I’m a weirdo, I go all Robert De Niro on them- “You lookin’ at me? You lookin’ at me?” You should be lookin’ at yourself! This is, of course, all communicated with my eyes, so I’m not sure people are getting my message.

Mask shaming. While I was eating outside at a restaurant on Duval street this week, a family of a Mom, Dad and three teenage kids walked by. I heard the Dad say loudly “You’re not really going to wear that, are you?” I turned around, expecting to see the daughter wearing a crop top, fish net stockings and stilettos, but no, she was actually donning a blue surgical mask, amid the rest of her non-mask wearing family. Way to go Dad! Mask shaming your daughter in the middle of Duval Street for being the only one in her family to make an intelligent, informed decision.

Although some people seem to equate not wearing a mask with exercising their constitutional rights and expressing their freedom as an American, wearing a mask is actually a way of showing compassion and caring for your fellow man. Just #wearthedamnmask! Or Mask up! As they said in Key West. Also, what they said in Key West: “We’re a small island, with a small hospital, so please be kind and wear your mask.” It’s the right thing to do.

Up Next: Hillstone’s Thai Steak & Noodle Salad, Mango Mania, Items to Always Have In Your Freezer.